Having a bad day? At least you (probably) didn't crash your car into a a several ton shitpile, nor will it be your job to clean one up.
Thousands Of Pounds Of Human Waste Smeared Across Freeway Near Lansing - CBS Detroit
A crash involving a truck hauling human waste tied up traffic for hours in the Lansing area Friday, after thousands of pounds of waste spilled onto the freeway.
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“The truck was carrying 50,000 pounds of waste, but that second half had 25,000 pounds of human waste and manure in the back; and so that smeared literally about 2,000 feet,” Amiker said.