From our archives of Tom's USENET posts. These posts data back to the early 1990s; the author may have mellowed with age since these were written, but the basic views remain. (Please note that web links inside this document may be broken.)
From tms Thu Jul 6 15:15:07 EDT 1995
Subject: Re: an Urban Legend haiku
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Bond _Goldfinger_ girl
Covered in paint. Cause of death:
Man-made structure seen
>From the surface of the moon.
Great Wall of China.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Pretty girl, but we wonder:
Famous big black man,
In elevator, with dog,
Yells out, "Sit, lady!"
== Tom Swissemail@example.com ==== "Born to die." === _I_ shot Montgomery Burns. ==
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"The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -
but thats the way to bet." -- Damon Runyon