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From our archives of Tom's USENET posts. Some of these posts are over a decade old. The author may have mellowed with age since these were written, but the basic views remain. (Please note that web links inside this document may be broken.)

From tms Thu Jul 6 15:15:07 EDT 1995 Newsgroups: alt.folklore.urban Subject: Re: an Urban Legend haiku Summary: Expires: References: <snopesDAyGLC.Ayr@netcom.com> <3t5ekr$e3i@ixnews3. ix.netcom.com> Sender: Followup-To: Distribution: world Organization: from, not for, Trusted Information Systems, Inc. Keywords: Bond _Goldfinger_ girl Covered in paint. Cause of death: Asphyxiation. Man-made structure seen >From the surface of the moon. Great Wall of China. Jamie Lee Curtis. Pretty girl, but we wonder: A hermaphrodite? Famous big black man, In elevator, with dog, Yells out, "Sit, lady!" == Tom Swiss/tms@tis.com ==== "Born to die." === _I_ shot Montgomery Burns. == "What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?" - Nick Lowe "The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but thats the way to bet." -- Damon Runyon
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