Zelda's Inferno exercise: make up news headlines. Some folks went with the funny on this one, but I found myself frustrated at seeing the same bad news and stupid opinions over and over again, so this came out
Generic headlines for today's top stories:
* World News:
- Foreigners are funny and not as good as us
- Foreigners are taking our jobs
- Our army killed a bunch of foreigners
- Foreigners we like are fighting foreigners we don't like
* National:
- Celebrity may have had an affair
- We have always been at war with Oceania
- Media is in a frenzy about possible celebrity affair
- Bankers get rich off of the working class
- OpEd: Foreigners shouldn't be allowed into our country
- Pundits comment on celebrity affair media frenzy
* Local:
- Baltimore man shot
- Baltimore man beaten
- Baltimore man knifed
- Baltimore store robbed
- Baltimore woman raped
* Arts and Entertainment:
- Well-marketed soulless blockbuster film opens to huge weekend take
- Critics say: Pretentious art-house film is great
- Book review: why bother, nobody reads books anyway
- Local art scene still receives no coverage