"Religion, at best, is like a lift in your shoe. If you need it for a while, and it makes you walk straight and feel better, fine. But you don't need it forever, or you can become permanently disabled. Religion is like a lift in your shoe, and I say just don't ask me to wear your shoes. And let's not go down and nail lifts on to the native's feet." -- George Carlin (Saturday Night Live, Season 1)