The latest entry in the hoplophobia follies. Remember, it's ok for cops to actually shoot people for no good reason (as long as those people are black), but if a kid makes any symbolic gesture that in any way reminds you of a gun, they are a dangerous psychopath. (But, fortunately, it seems we can deal with dangerous psychopaths by compelling them to sign contracts promising not to be dangerous. Then it's ok.)
A mother in Mobile, Alabama, is reasonably pissed off after E.R. Dickson Elementary School had her 5-year-old sign a contract stating she would not kill or injure herself and/or others after pointing a crayon at another student and saying "Pew pew."